Tuesday, December 31, 2013

A Sour Note to Start the New Year


On January 1st, 1939, the Vienna Philharmonic orchestra gave its first New Year's Concert. Austria having joined (or having been joined to if you prefer) the Third Reich the previous year, it seemed an historic occasion, perhaps the herald of a triumphant future for the Germanic people. We all know now that was not to be. And for more than seven decades, the Vienna Philharmonic has distanced itself from the Nazis through silence. That is until this year, when the organization revoked honorary awards it had given to various Nazi officials during the era of the Third Reich. Quoting this article:

The orchestra's members voted unanimously to revoke the rings of honor and Nicolai medals it awarded to six high-ranking Nazi leaders, said Vienna historian Oliver Rathkolb, who has worked with the orchestra to document its past.
About half the Philharmonic's musicians were Nazi party members by 1942, four years after Hitler's annexation of Austria, and 13 musicians with Jewish origins or relations were driven out of the orchestra. Five died in concentration camps.

I was unable to determine why the Vienna Philharmonic would be handing out rings or medals to anyone in the first place. It seems kind of a strange practice. Perhaps it is to recognize donors? At any rate, this is all just another whimpering betrayal of the Volk- oh, but here is one more:

The Jan. 1, 2014, concert will be led by Israeli conductor Daniel Barenboim.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Why the news is scripted.



2:00 in, the news skank talking about her son's itchy gums and the big fat end of her vibrating tooth brush ... I injured myself laughing.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Hate Speech from Talking Animals

Below are quotes from an article from earlier this year, in which "academics" Nora Timmerman and Julia Ostertag had this to say about children's media:

“[M]uch of young children’s media reproduces and confirms racist, colonial, consumerist, heteronormative, and patriarchal norms,” Timmerman and Ostertag write in their paper ‘Too Many Monkeys Jumping in Their Heads: Animal Lessons within Young Children’s Media,’ [...] animals are anthropomorphized to reinforce “socially dominant norms” like nuclear families and gender stereotypes.

This would include children's characters such as The Bernstein Bears, Arthur the Aardvark, and Franklin the Turtle. In so much as these characters model the nuclear family of the 20th century, I would say these two lesbian, Multicult ninnies are correct. The nuclear family is patriarchal, heteronormative, consumerist, and Western (therefore White [read racist, and colonial since America was built by colonialism]). But aren't almost all depictions of family on television, film, or book in keeping with these "norms"? Even when being raised by two dykes or two fags, children are still encouraged to address their parents as moms and dads. So just exactly what kind of messages are we supposed to be conveying in children's media?

Ms. Timmerman wishes these authors would acknowledge that “animals themselves may have lessons to teach us.” For example, bees buzzing around a hive or ants in an ant farm can teach the importance of community and teamwork without having to be anthropomorphized, she said.

Ha! How typical. Is this cunt really that big a leftist stereotype to suggest that we use ants and bees to teach children to be collectivist drones!?! But ants and bees are always out looking for sugar - certainly we don't want to teach children to mindlessly pursue high fructose corn syrup! And we cannot have children imitating praying mantises - that would be an endorsement of religion. We cannot have children imitating wasps - that's too close to WASP's. We cannot have children imitating ladybugs - that would be sexist. Japanese beetles and gypsy moths are also out - for obvious reasons. Perhaps flies? Maybe we could have the children struggle with one another on a desert island, Survivor-style, to become a so-called Lord of the Flies? We will have to kick this one upstairs to our Jewish Media Overlords to sort all this out.

In the meantime, I would like to offer my opinion on what anthropomorphized animals in children's media have led to in our society...

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Oh, Holy Night!

A nativity scene at Claremont United Methodist Church in Inland Valley, California, features a bloodied mannequin meant to depict Trayvon Martin dying from his gunshot wound. Beneath the scene are the words "a child is born, a son is given." Read about it here, and watch the video below:


As a racist and an anti-Christian, let me say that I love this nativity scene! However, here are some suggestions that could make it better:

1) Have kids sit on the mannequin Trayvon's lap and tell him their Christmas gift wishes.
2) Have the same kids whack the mannequin with picket signs that say "Justice for Trayvon" until Skittles flow from his gunshot wound.
3) Next year, have the scene depict Obama as the baby Jesus, with three Klansman from the South burning a cross outside the manger.
4) Or ... Next year, have the scene depict Philip Chism raping the Virgin and slitting her throat.
5) Or ... Next year, ask the artist to lock himself in a pillory outside the church and film how passersby respond.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Top 5 Jokes for Baby Born with a Penis on its Back

From China, we have this story: Baby Born with Extra Penis on its Back.


From Adrean, we have these jokes:

1) This gives all new meaning to the command "sit up straight" in class.
2) You know this kid will always be offering girls piggy back rides once he hits puberty.
3) Since the baby was Chinese, doctors originally thought the extra penis was just a pimple.
4) Whenever this guy goes on a date he is always asking for a back rub.
5) When police investigated gays cruising a men's bathroom, they found nothing suspicious, just a shirtless guy leaning against a bathroom stall.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Not for Profit Racism

Over at Forbes.com I found an article that argues the way to "wipe out" racism is "selfish greed" in the form of laissez-faire capitalism. Here are some choice quotes, communicating the tortured sophistry of the author:

Now, what about a racist bigot who is also selfish and greedy? He’s caught in a dilemma. As greedy, he craves his profit. Money is supposed to be the only thing he cares about. But as a racist, he has to care about something unrelated to money: race. What to do?

You see the problem for him is one simple fact: racism is irrational. The rational way to make hiring decisions is not by skin color but by expected performance.

Selfish greed says: hire those who will contribute the most to the bottom line. Racism says: don’t look at that, look at race.

There’s another problem for the bigot. What if men of the race he hates, who are equally qualified, are willing to work for less? Say the employer is anti-black. Is he going to refuse to hire blacks who are asking lower wages than whites are getting?

How much is he willing to pay to indulge his racism? And if he does indulge it, how will he compete with other employers who hire strictly by ability?



AA Responds:

I've encountered this strain of reasoning before. It is usually attached to the concept that one cannot be a racist libertarian, because libertarians are for completely open borders, and racists are not. This is truly a disingenuous form of logic in that its true goal is to reinterpret the exploitation of brown people in overseas sweat shops as a form of in-group disloyalty, even though the primary beneficiaries of the exploitation continue to be the Chalky consumers in service-based economies in the First World.

Another problem is that the logic is terribly flawed, in that it is extremely narrowly applied. Racism is irrational the author opines. So is consumer sentiment. If you own a restaurant that primarily serves green people who intensely dislike purple people, and you are faced with the decision to hire a higher-paid green server or a lower-paid purple server, who will you hire? In this case, green-people racism means you will lose customers if you hire the purple person. So what to do? Close shop?

Racism is irrational the author opines. It's easy to pick on racism as the vile thing your philosophy snuffs out - but what about equally irrational concepts like nationalism, patriotism, civic pride, religious charity, and family loyalty? If your nation is occupied - simply collaborate, right? That's where the profits are! Buy your country's war bonds? Not so fast - choose whose bonds to buy based on which side you think will win. Mom of "Mom & Pops Grocery" too slow on the cash register? Divorce that bitch and make it just "Pop's Grocery".

It is easiest to illustrate the absurdity of "selfish greed" wiping out racism by asking the question, just what type of greed were the proponents of African slavery practicing?

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Black Santa

In celebration of the birthday of Black Santa, CDN presents this collection of images.







I know this last one isn't about Black Santa specifically, however, if there was a Black Santa, he would undoubtedly leave gifts like the ones on the right.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Psychology of Weave

This unintentionally hilarious video repeatedly asks the question, "Why are Negro women so obsessed with hair weave that they are willing to go to jail for stealing it?"

Saturday, December 21, 2013

The Bronze Woman: Statue of the Unknown Negress

Cécile Nobrega, a Negress poetess best known for her piece The Bronze Woman, died 19 November 2013 at the age of 94. Her poem celebrates the struggles of Caribbean women, and led to the commission of a statue named in honor of the poem. Here is a picture of the poetess and her statue.


The statue was erected in 2008 at Stockwell Memorial Gardens in London. Because, what better place to celebrate the heritage of Caribbean mongrel women than in a WWI memorial park? In tribute to the life of Cécile Nobrega, CDN's own Shaniqauh McCullough reads The Bronze Woman in the following YouTube video.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Bad week to be a gay duck.

Following a link to this, Watch Phil Robertson Give Disgusting Anti-Gay ‘Sermon’ To Pennsylvania Church! (Video), I was again duped into thinking that there was going to be something truly mortifying on the other end (forgive the double Nintendo). Instead, in this video from 2010, Robertson speaks vaguely of sexual immorality, and only briefly brushes the surface of the homosexuality-is-sin issue: “Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions [...]” The audience seems to be listening politely, but there are no amens. They only really start to get into the sermon when Robertson abruptly transitions into making duck calls and folksy Will Rogers-esque remarks.


On a related note, I think I found that gay duck Phil Robertson hates so much:

Thursday, December 19, 2013

There's something queer about this...

From Martinez California, we have this story:

Four verdicts were read in a Martinez courtroom Wednesday morning of the 14 charges against 36-year-old Humberto Salvador before the Contra Costa County Superior Court jury broke for lunch at noon.

Salvador was convicted on charges of kidnapping for sexual purposes, kidnapping for carjacking, forcible oral copulation in concert and forcible rape while acting in concert.

The jury found true allegations that the defendant committed some of the crimes due to the gender or perceived sexual orientation of the victim, who is openly lesbian.


So, the same day that the Phil Robertson story was breaking, we have the story of the conviction of a man who kidnapped and raped a woman because she is a lesbian. Now let's play a little game and Google "Humberto Salvador" GLAAD and "Phil Robertson" GLAAD and see what happens:

"Humberto Salvador" GLAAD - 9 hits
"Phil Robertson" GLAAD - 17,500,000 hits


Now, some may say that GLAAD isn't about addressing hate crimes against the LGBT community, but about promoting a positive portrayal of LGBT people in the media, but that hasn't stopped them from milking Matthew Shepard's death for every bit of attention they can get. I would say GLAAD is more about hitching its rainbow wagon to whatever story will garner it the most publicity at the moment. The travails of some bull dyke who got gang raped by beaners who targeted her because she is a carpet-muncher mean nothing to GLAAD when compared to their truly important work of getting Phil Robertson suspended from television for saying homosexuality is a sin. Priorities people, priorities!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Dick D'nasty

I have never watched an episode of Duck Dynasty. However, I have seen the ZZ Top-esque people on the Duck Dynasty show interviewed by the news media, but I have barely paid attention when they speak. I know the show is a current popular fad, and that's about it. I am purely guessing now - but the show is about people who hunt ducks for living? OK, I've Googled it - its about a family who got rich making duck calls. Whupdifreakin doo.

Today, I overheard two women saying that one of the Duck Dynasty men "got in trouble for bashing homosexuals". When I got home, I went looking for this particular piece of hate, hoping for something truly incendiary. I should have known better. According to this article, the imperial wizard Phil Robertson said:

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.” [...]

“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong... Sin becomes fine,” he said. “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”



These sub-lucid statements have brought righteous condemnation from GLAAD. Al Sharpton was quick to chime in on the controversy, adding that Robertson's comments he [Robertson] did not witness racial animosity prior to the Civil Rights movement were "narrow-minded".

Now for AA's take on the matter:
1) Pseudo-celebrities should keep their mouths shut and ride the gravy train while it lasts. By making inflammatory statements, pseudo-celebrities do nothing but give demagogues the opportunity to cash in on the celebrity's temporary fame in order to advance whatever agenda the demagogue is pushing.
2) Robertson's comments were meandering and pointless. Of course he has a right to say them, and of course he is entitled to his beliefs, but going into the mechanics of a vagina offering more than a man's anus was kind of strange way to make an argument in favor of traditional relationships. As in, why choose your wife's vagina over a random man's anus? Well, the vagina is offering 3.9% APR and a free tote bag!
3) Just how long do you think it will be before Robertson backpedals, ends up retracting his statements, and makes an impassioned apology while lorded over by some representative(s) of the minorities he offended? Money always talks loudest in these situations, and I predict either Robertson will apologize as described, or he will be forced off of his program.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Another of Obama's Sons: Andrew Bullock

Just what are they putting in the grape soda these days? Yet another Negro teenager done gone crazy and raped someone - and this time the victim was a 85-year-old nun. Quoting this source:

The nun was walking in the parking lot of St. Titus Church in Aliquippa, Pa., around 11:30 a.m. on Friday morning when a man came up to her from behind. He asked her if she needed help before exposing himself and the grabbing her neck and choking her on the ground. Police said the attacker also punched and sexually assaulted her.

The detective on the case says the perpetrator, Andrew Clarence Bullock, admitted to the attack, but did not give a reason. The elderly nun has undergone surgery on her jaw, which was broken during the attack. Now get ready for the height of stupid, quoting this article:

"This is not acceptable on any level," Aliquippa police Chief Andre Davis said. "This is unacceptable to the whole community."

You fucking retard. Unacceptable? That's the best you could manage? Unacceptable is when someone uses a cell phone during a movie, or when someone doesn't use a turn signal properly, or when someone fails to use a coaster for a sweaty beverage. Raping an 85-year-old nun is unacceptable in Aliquippa - well thank God! And keep in mind mass murder is considered downright inconveniencing in Aliquippa, and kidnapping is quite the bother! Just what kind of filthy fucking halfwit is Chief Andre Davis, anyway? I suggest his picture below explains what kind of halfwit he is...

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Teenage Gun Control Advocate Shoots Self, Classmate

In the stories about the shooting of teenager Claire Davis at Arapahoe High School this week, most of the MSM have continued to ignore the leftist political bent of the gunman, Karl Pierson. Pierson is repeatedly described as bright, friendly, and a talented debater, but let's actually hear from the shooter himself:

[...] you republicans are so cute [...] The Republican Party: Health Care: Let 'em Die, Climate Change: Let 'em Die, Gun Violence: Let 'em Die, Women's Rights: Let 'em Die, More War: Let 'em Die. Is this really the side you want to be on?


From reading his opinions, I would say Karl Pierson was a cretinous, rude, and callow debater, who appears to have lifted his credo directly from the starting two minutes of each MSNBC "news" broadcast. Not only that, he was at least a hypocrite, and perhaps at worst a fanatic - consider, could he have been trying to prove his point about gun control? Reports indicate his intent was to shoot the teacher who got him suspended from the debate team, but it seems he ended up accidentally shooting student Davis (see the Fox News story link at the top). By targeting the man who silenced his leftist agenda, could Pierson have been saying to America, "You don't think you need gun control? I'll show you how wrong you are!" If that is the case, my response is, "You don't think you need target practice? You showed us how wrong you were!" Damn, it's like Ed Begley Junior going on a rampage at a hummer dealership and accidentally shooting the postal carrier walking down the street next to the dealership.

Don't believe the MSM is complicit in concealing Pierson's politics? According to this source, The Denver Post removed the word "socialist" from a fellow student's description of Peirson because, as explained by the editor, "We decided not to have another student apply a label to the shooter — a label the student likely didn’t even understand .” Hot damn, hopefully you will be using the same logic to remove the label "Racist" from every freakin' story you publish, since 9 out of 10 people you quote don't understand the meaning of that word either.

The right has to be careful how they play this. The left has the benefit of being the super-majority in the media. To use an analogy appropriate to this story, the leftist media sources are the high school popular clique who the herd accepts have the power and credibility, even when the clique have their heads stuck up their asses. The right are the nerds who can make a logical argument and have common sense on their side, but who cannot be supported by the herd because of the herd's fear of being culled. If the right too ardently points out the the hypocrisy of the left in concealing Pierson's politics, they will be labeled ghouls trying to politicize a tragedy. The fact that this is precisely what the super-majority left do EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME there is a school shooting will be ignored by the herd, who will accept that the left has checkmated the right in one move. So, what to do? Here is my advice -

The right suffers from having its eggs all in one basket. Fox News is the only right-leaning media source on television. There are no layers of media like the left. Major networks are supposed to be the left's respectable top layer of the pile, beneath that the cable news sources like CNN begin to offer more spin, MSNBC even more, then you have the supporting players the talk shows, and finally the comedy shows like the Daily Show. It is a complex beast that saturates 99% of the market. Fox News tries to juggle all these tasks on one network, and benefits only from the fact that it is the only game in town for those not buying the left's narrative. But to actually sway the herd, the right's clique needs to spread out on television. A snarky, mean spirited hit piece that could never fly on NBC or CNN, or that would be lost on the public in the communist forum of MSNBC, is perfect fodder for the Daily Show. The Pierson story should be handled that way, funneled to less respectable venues. Fox News needs to take the high road on this and avoid getting their pundits involved - this story is not a winner for them. Since there is no televised source for right-wing hit pieces of this sort, it is up to the internets to be that voice.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Yes Miss Megyn, Santa is White

Megyn Kelly, a pair of legs that reads copy for Fox News, recently got in trouble for saying Santa Claus is White. I have no animosity toward Megyn Kelly, and I enjoy watching her legs on Fox News, but she should really have known better. The whole story she was covering (that a Negress feels oppressed by White Santa and wants White Santa to be replaced by a penguin) was a silly distraction that required a humorist, not a "journalist". Kelly's explanation of her Santa Claus is White comment was weak because she doubled down on the humor angle of the story, and delivered a kind of ironic dismissal of the way the comment was turned into an issue by the liberal media establishment. In so doing, she only succeeded in proving that she is not funny, and cannot compete with her naysayers in a game of schoolyard taunting.

So, allow me to further the argument that Megyn Kelly puts forth, that Santa is a White man, with the following list of reasons:

1) Santa is married, but has no children. Sounds like the typical modern White man to me.
2) Santa keeps an entire race of oppressed slave people locked away in a sweat shop. Anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
3) Santa does not bring gifts to Jews. Again, anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
4) Santa promotes a season of rampant, debt-fueled consumerism that benefits the Mega-corporations that operate the global plantation system. Yet again, anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
5) Santa gives dollies to girls and footballs to boys, reinforcing gender-stereotypes. Yet, yet again, anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
6) Santa and Hermann Göring have the same tailor.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Yet Another Reason to Avoid Michigan

Hey ladies - planning on getting raped in the state of Michigan next year? Well, now's the time to stock up on extra insurance in case you need an abortion after that rape! Quoting this article:

Michigan lawmakers passed a controversial measure on Wednesday that will ban all insurance plans in the state from covering abortion unless the woman's life is in danger. The law, which takes effect in March, will force women and employers to purchase a separate abortion rider if they would like the procedure covered, even in cases of rape and incest.


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Saw-stank Redumption

A Negress, finding herself locked in a company bathroom for eight hours at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, ended up chiseling through the wall to free herself. I will give you a moment to reread the first sentence, as you are probably still in a state of stunned disbelief. Let's see the hole she dug -


Before I go further, look at the position of the hole in relation to the external handle she was trying to reach. She has a handle on both sides for comparison purposes, why the hell did she start up so damn high? Just to maximize the structural damage? Continuing, with quotes from this article:

Karen Perrin, "wife of former Washington Redskins running back Lonnie Perrin" used "the 1994 prison escape film Shawshank Redemption as inspiration."

Huh?

Was she wrongfully imprisoned in the toilet?
Was she ass-raped while locked in the toilet?
Did she befriend Morgan Freeman while locked in the toilet?
If she was using the film as inspiration, shouldn't she have escaped through a sewer pipe?

Continuing with a quote from the same article:

Now Perrin is resting comfortably at home nursing a few scrapes and bruises but ecstatic that she was able to escape her tomb.

Escape her tomb? Was the toilet in a masoleum? Exactly in how much danger was Mrs. Perrin? Was the toilet overflowing and she was treding water?

Continuing with another quote from the same article:

"As to why the bathroom door would not open, that’s still a mystery."

Bill Gates was on the other side holding the handle and laughing.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Even apes can be taught sign language...

...but not Niggers, apparently. Quoting this article:

A mystery South African man who acted as a sign-language interpreter at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service was a “fraud” who simply made “childish hand gestures” for hours as he stood on stage.

I'm sorry, I seem to have briefly lost consciousness while laughing. Continuing...

The interpreter, who wore the clearance pass of a government official, stood just feet from Mr Obama as he made his widely-praised speech [...]

The latest embarrassment was compounded by the news that Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu’s house in Cape Town was burgled as he spoke at the event. 


[...] “This man himself knows he cannot sign and he had the guts to stand on an international stage and do that,” she said.

You can watch a related video below. It has even been reported that some fellow Negroes have tried to defend the faker by fallaciously asserting he was signing in some super secret special sign language of the Zulus. Given that even apes can be taught sign language, I think it is time for we White Supremacists and White Whateverists to reconsider our policy of comparing Negroes to gorillas, chimps, orangutans, etc. It is an insult to apes everywhere. Instead of calling Negroes sub-humans, I suggest we refer to them as sub-apes. A Negro is not an evolved ape or a devolved human - a Negro is a devolved ape.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

George Washington Carver's Peanut Butter Lady

We got a couple of nibbles today on this post: Who was the White man Rosa Parks refused to let sit down?

It reminded me of one of my favorite segments from the original Compulsory Diversity News show on TRN.

Monday, December 09, 2013

He can beat you with one arm cut off, stuck behind a boulder.

Alright - look at the picture below.

Now tell me, why was this person arrested / what was his crime?
a) Spree shooter
b) Serial killer of prostitutes
c) Decapitated school children
d) Raped a goat
e) Cult leader who poisoned the punch

Actually, surprisingly, astonishingly even, this psycho-eyed perpetrator was only arrested for domestic violence. Seems he was accused of pushing his baby mama. But, according to this article, the charges against him have already been dropped. So why does he look so insanely guilty of something horrible - some crime against nature? That is one scary - "I see dead people." - kinda look, don't you think? So who the hell is this crazy fucker?

The "man" pictured above is Aron Ralston, better known as that guy who cut his own arm off after getting it trapped behind a boulder while hiking in 2003. Since mutilating himself like an animal chewing its way out of a steel trap, Ralston has made a career of performing other stupid wilderness stunts, and afterward giving motivational speeches about overcoming adversity and facing your fears - which is no doubt made much easier by being a self-mutilating psychopath with a heightened pain threshold.

Dear White Persons,

Please stop idolizing "people" who perform physically exceptional things. It leads you down the path of worshiping apes who spend their lives playing with their plastic balls, while simultaneously looking for inspiration from "White" deviants with damaged frontal lobes.

Thank you, Adrean

Sunday, December 08, 2013

Served with a side of watermelon and a grape soda

I recently saw an advertisement for Mary J. (I always want to say K.) Blige's X-mas album - A Mary Christmas. That is bound to be terrible, I thought. Then it put me in mind of something else terrible from the past - Mary J. Blige's Crispy Chicken Burger King commercial. Another terrible idea someone (kosher, no doubt) thought would be a winner.

Friday, December 06, 2013

PHOTO: Nelson Mandela Lying in State

Below, we see a photo of Saint Nelson Mandela, lying in state before his assembled black countrymen and women.

Thursday, December 05, 2013

More Hate Crime Hoaxery: Lunenburg High School

Oh good God ... it has happened again. Yet another fabricated hate crime! Back on November 20th, I posted the story of Oprah's declaration:

There are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die.

At the time, I argued that racism was not simply an old people phenomenon, based upon the recent case of a Massachusetts high school footballer, who had the word "nigger" spray painted on his home, ostensibly because he was a nigger. The high school football team was accused of the crime, and their season suspended. I foolishly took this as a sign that racism was alive and well in the hearts of young White Americans - say fool Adrean, fool! Oh, DATGOY, my Dark And Terrible God Of ironY, you are unassailable! My feeble auguries of your intent are but pallid shades of vanity. For the truth was there the whole time - a profound ironic truth - the Negro footballers own ape-progenitors were to blame all along! Quoting this source:

The mother of a former Lunenburg High football player who quit the team after a racial slur was spray-painted on the foundation of the family’s home lied to investigators and stopped cooperating with the probe when asked to make a formal written statement, police said in court papers unsealed today.

The papers, written in support of yesterday’s search warrant at the home of 13-year-old Isaac Phillips and his family, said cops believe Phillips’s mother, Andrea Brazier, “made false statements misleading investigators” and “is in possession of any and all instruments pertaining to the crime of defacing property” being kept at their Chase Street home.



There were no old White people or young White people plotting the downfall of these chimps. The chimps were beneath their notice. So, the neglected simians simply did it to themselves to get attention. And lacking fully developed frontal lobes, they were unable to conceive of the possibility that they would be caught. 

And here is DATGOY's message - racism is not being kept alive by White people (oh, if only that were the case!) - racism is kept alive by the dark unwashed masses and the persecution complex they inherited from their Jewish handlers. These are Oprah's generations.

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Why so many Negroes on Commercials?


According to the US census, African Americans make up 13.1% of the U.S. population. Why then did five commercials in a row tonight prominently, and in some cases exclusively, feature darkies? Sequentially, I half-watched young Negroes passing off Campbell's soup as homemade, old Negroes cooking while side effects of medication were spouted by a disembodied voice, the Negro spokesman for BP tell me how committed they are to safety or some such claptrap, a Negro pharmacist invite me to Walgreen's or some other similar chain store, and another Negro trying to sell insurance. It was at that point that I turned to the television and pressed the info button to see if I was tuned to BET - nope, it was Fox News.

That led me to Google the question, "how many black people watch Fox News?" According to this article at the Huffington post, 1.38% of the Fox News audience is Negroidal. So lets review: 13.1% of the U.S. population, 1.38% of the Fox News audience, featured in 100% of the commercials on Fox News during a single commercial break.

Why?

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Google Image Search #1 for "Lying Dyke"


Back on 19 November 2013, I posted the story of Dayna Morales, a beaner dyke who claimed she had been the victim of discrimination in restaurant-receipt format, which apparently has become the 21st century equivalent of the slogan placard. Morales, a waitress...waiter...dwykaiteress perhaps?...claimed customers had scribbled a message on their receipt saying they would not tip her because of her lifestyle. This seemed suspiciously similar to the Carrabba's anti-gay receipt from the month before. At the time I commented:

CDN wonders if this is a new trend - customers not tipping as a way of striking back at the minions of the Cult of Diversity? Gee - we sure hope so, because it is hilarious! However, the possibility cannot be denied that perhaps this is the gentile equivalent of spraying a backwards swastika on your own home.

The possibility has become reality. Customers have come forward saying a photo of their receipt had been altered to include the anti-gay message. Now Dayna Morales has been suspended from her dwykaiteress position, and may face criminal charges for accepting $2,000 in donations as a result of posting the hoaxed receipt on the internet. Further, it has been revealed that Morales, who claimed to be an ex-Marine, was dishonorably discharged for failing to attend drills. And further still, a coworker of Morales has been quoted as saying Morales had told her she (Morales) had brain cancer, and that she had shown up to work with a shaved head to preempt the loss of her hair from the chemotherapy.

What a freakin' winner that carpet muncher is! I wonder if any high profile member of the MultiCult will step forward and try to plug up the leak in this dyke. At this point in the flow of lies, it will take both fists operating in rhythmic tandem to save Hillary's vaunted Village from the flood.

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Bradacious Galloway: Another of Obama's Sons

Three apes are in custody after they murdered a 76-year-old White woman for her bingo money. The elderly woman, Dorothy Hendrix, had been previously robbed before in her home. After that incident, she purchased a gun and learned how to use it. Though slain in a second home invasion, she managed to shoot one of the gorillas in her midst before she died. The picture below is of the subhumans charged in her murder (from left to right): Steven Hagood (the one Mrs. Hendrix shot) , Tereba Geer (as in, "It just terrible what Tereba done.") and Bradacious Galloway...wait, wha???


Bradacious? Yes, Bradacious! It's like bodacious, but with more Brad.

Now technically, since there were three nigger perps involved in the following story, it might seem kind of unfair to single our Bradacious as "Another of Obama's Sons". However, consider which is more unfair - that I have singled him out because of his incredibly laughable nigger name, or the fact that his babooness mother bestowed upon him a nigger name as laughable as Bradacious? And Terrible Tereba is not far behind. It's like the Negro version of the Garbage Pail Kids.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Friday, November 29, 2013

Ho, Oh No!

Just in time for the shift to the X-mas gorging season, a shopping mall Santa from Massachusetts, Herbert Jones, has been arrested after he pinched the buttocks of an 18-year-old girl who played his elf. He has been banned from the Hanover Mall where he worked, and prohibited from playing Santa for the rest of the X-mas season. I say if he was going to end up getting fired and arrested for it anyway, he should have penetrated her vagina with two fingers while screaming at the top of his lungs right into her pointed ears "On Vixen!" Commence Creepy Santa pics:




Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Henry Bouquet Day!

Dear Fellow White Supremacists and White-Whateverists,

I propose that, from this day forward, instead of celebrating Thanksgiving, we celebrate Henry Bouquet Day. Please allow me to explain why. First take a look at this picture:


Seated on the right is Colonel of the British Army, Henry Louis Bouquet, depicted receiving White captives who had been abducted by Ohioan Indians prior to and during Pontiac's War (1763-1764). Bouquet had handily broken the Indian forces during the conflict, and camped his army in the midst of the hostile natives. He then demanded the return of his White people, whether they wanted to go or not. As accurately depicted, some hostages were reluctant to leave the only family they had ever known.

Henry Bouquet is also known for having corresponded with British General Jeff Amherst, regarding the use of smallpox-laden blankets to wage biological warfare against the Native Americans. Responding to Amherst's inquiry regarding the feasibility of such a tactic, Bouquet replied:

I will try to inocculate the Indians by means of Blankets that may fall in their hands, taking care however not to get the disease myself. As it is pity to oppose good men against them, I wish we could make use of the Spaniard's Method, and hunt them with English Dogs. Supported by Rangers, and some Light Horse, who would I think effectively extirpate or remove that Vermine.

In the picture above, I see Bouquet as a symbol of White Supremacy and of the White Race. And since I am a White Supremacist and a member of the White Race, and since I find White Supremacy and the White Race good and noble things, I find Bouquet a good and noble White man. Again, consider the symbolism of the picture above. Bouquet, symbol of the White Race, offering his hand to uplift the children reluctant to leave the fold of the teeming, brown, squalid subhumans. Being White is about embracing your otherness and elevating yourself above the human cesspool.

A good White man will force this elevation upon the unwilling, whether they like it or not. A good White man will use whatever tactics are necessary for the advancement of his race. A good White man finds horses and hunting dogs eminently superior and worthy of life, compassion, and respect than the brown human refuse of this planet. Henry Bouquet was a good White man, and that is why I suggest we honor him with his own holiday in place of Thanksgiving Day.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Homeless Man Immolates Self and Church Volunteer

Today, CDN brings you the story of Rev. David Dingwall, who died in a fire in Ocean City, MD after a deranged homeless man (John Raymond Sterner, 56) doused himself with a flammable liquid, set himself ablaze, and ran screaming into St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church. Sterner, while burning, burst into the food bank of the church, which serves the local needy, and grabbed hold of a female volunteer, who quickly caught fire as well. She was terribly burned in the incident (I would call it an attack, but media sources have not gone that far). As the blaze spread, Rev. Dingwall reentered the building to fetch his laptop, was overcome by the smoke, and later died as a result.

One article related this quote from Dingwall, which the author felt apropos considering Dingwall's sacrifice for his faith:

"It's easy to say that we 'respect the dignity of every human being' … it's not so easy to do when one of those human beings threatens the well-being of those you love," Dingwall wrote. "I have had my life threatened because of my faith on a couple of occasions," he continued. "On each of those occasions I was scared. … I was tempted to respond in anger and maybe even violently … but in the end I was reminded that we are called to 'Respect the dignity of every human being' … even the angry, scary, threatening ones."

Now for AA's inappropriately blunt commentary:
1) Oh, please - Dingwall didn't die trying to extinguish the man, or trying to save the volunteer, or trying to put out the blaze. He never even faced the scary man who helped end the clergyman's life. Dingwall died because he went back in for his laptop. And just what was on that laptop, hmm? I will let your imaginations run wild with that one.
2) The real victim is the volunteer who was injured when the nutcase in flames bear-hugged her. Yet she remains unnamed and unheralded because she did not die valiantly fighting the flames to save a child porn collection - not that anyone else died that day doing such a thing.
3) The perpetrator, Sterner, was nothing but a filthy, ragged drifter, already known to law enforcement. In any sane, functioning society, such people would be dealt with before they became a threat. In the mad world of today, where Christian brotherhood and MultiCult egalitarianism walk hand in hand across the increasingly muddy, scorched remains of Western Civilization, such useless, dangerous people are nourished and sustained for the sake of compassion and tolerance.
4) The worst consequence of this event is the stench of burning, expired canned beets, water chestnuts, and pumpkin pie filling that continue to waft over the resort town as a result of the food bank fire.

Enjoy the video of the story, below:

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Fun with Headlines 11-26-2013

Pope Francis: 'I prefer a church which is bruised, hurting and dirty' LINK
- AA says: That's how most priests prefer their altar boys as well.

30 Haitian migrants die, 110 saved after boat capsizes LINK
- AA says: Racist Great White Sharks refuse to consume dark meat.

Lara Logan Taking Leave of Absence from 60 Minutes After Benghazi Report Errors LINK
- AA says: Logan told to return when she is over 80, like all the other anchors (and audience) of 60 Minutes.

Does requiring contraceptive coverage violate religious freedom? LINK
- AA says: Only in cases of immaculate conception.

Gore goes vegan LINK
- AA says: In what is surely an unrelated story - vast swathes of American farmland are being devastated nightly, as if consumed by hoards of stampeding pigs.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Dr. Who Jigaboo

We recently passed the fiftieth anniversary of the British television show Dr. Who. For those who do not know who Dr. Who is - congratulations on not being a Sci-Fi nerd. Now go off and watch The Sports, and leave we nerds to continue with this post.
I am an old school Dr. Who fan. I enjoyed the first six doctors, but was repulsed by that spitting brown dwarf Sylvester McCoy (a.k.a. the 7th Doctor). Instead of silly fun, the show became over-violent and disturbed, and McCoy's endless angry rants as the Doctor pushed the whole show over the edge. This is not to say that people didn't get murdered all the time in old school Who, it is just the deaths were theatrical and campy. The actors didn't seem to want to fall to the ground too forcefully, lest they damage their costumes and be forced to pay the BBC for repair-tailoring. Anywho -

So if I was such a fan of the old show, why do I not watch the 21st century incarnations? Because I do not like the multicultural cesspool Britain has become in the intervening 16-years between the old and new shows. Some may lament that we have not yet had a black Doctor, and see this as a sign that evil raaaacism is still alive and well in Britain. I see the number of non-Whites and race mixers on the new Dr. Who as a sign that the lily White universe of Dr. Who has been overrun by the worst enemy the Doctor (and Britain) has ever had - the Mudmen of the Brownoid Sector, with their skanky Mudshark concubines.

It is inevitable. One day, there will be a black Dr. Who. In fact, I have traveled into the future to bring you a picture of the 13th Doctor, Leroy.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Philip Chism Fulfills his Negro Destiny

In honor of Philip Chism fulfilling the most basic and well known of Negro stereotypes - the deranged rapist - CDN celebrates the occasion with an on-topic pictorial.



Saturday, November 23, 2013

Adrean Arlott Quote

Elitism is a gift one gives himself. It starts with this simple observation: I am better than everyone else. And how does one confirm he is better than everyone else? Well, who else says such a thing? No one else – therefore I am correct. Equality is fine for “them”. They are all equal – and that means if you stamp your boot on one of their faces, soon they will all be clamoring for the privilege. Diversity is simply the 21st century’s jackboot. 20 January 2010

Friday, November 22, 2013

Philip Chism: Another of Obama's Sons UPDATE


You know how if you are a racist, you automatically assume the worst about the subhumans in our midst? For example, when I first posted the story of Philip Chism, the Negro Danvers High School student accused of murdering his 24-year-old teacher Colleen Ritzer, one of the options I considered for his behavior was this:

Chimp Out: Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of darkies? Bad grade, perceived slight, practice for gangsta life, spurned advances, covering up another crime, wrong place at wrong time - all are possible.

On that note, new details have emerged in the Colleen Ritzer murder case LINK1, LINK2:

1) Philip Chism went to school that day "prepared with a box cutter, ski mask, gloves and a change of clothing." [1] Well, premeditation rules out wrong place wrong time.

2) After dumping Ritzer's body in the woods, he left a note that said "I hate you all" [1] Hmmmm...Which all is he talking about here? Everyone at school? The teachers? Society in general? Women? White people perhaps? Gangstas don't typically leave notes at the scene of the crime. So I have to rule out gangsta life.

Maybe I was wrong about his motivations - maybe this wasn't a chimp out. Then again...

3) According to the second link above "Prosecutors said Thursday that the 14-year-old student charged with killing Danvers High School teacher Colleen Ritzer last month also raped her and robbed her of her cellphone, credit cards, and underwear before dumping her body in a nearby wooded area." Ah - there it is. Racist assumptions always win out in the end. Philip Chism was simply partaking in the true national sport of American Negroes - rape. And when he was done, he covered up the crime by hauling his victim out of the school in a recycling bin.

Thank you racism - you've done it again! The truth is never far away, when we use racism to understand the news of the day!

But it gets even worse for Colleen Ritzer's family, according to these details:
4) Ritzer's body was "sexually staged," and she was naked from the waist down with her bra pulled below her waist. Her remains were sexually assaulted with a branch and the body was covered with leaves and debris, the document states. [2]

Now consider the other possibility I suggested back in my original post about Philip Chism:

More New Black Standard of Sanity: Perhaps this is the next wave of crazy Negro behavior following Aaron Alexis, Miriam Carey, and John Constantino.

Sure seems like it, doesn't it? The stereotype of the crazed, lone White murderer gets darker by the day.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Night of the Living Crackers

A Family Feud contestant is being vilified as an appalling racist after responding to "Name something you know about zombies" with the answer "Black". Let's watch...



Now consider these descriptors, and tell me what I am describing.:
1) Shuffling
2) Stinky
3) Brain dead
4) Scare people
5) Can't speak properly

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Dying for an end to Racism.

You may have heard that Oprah recently declared that for racism to end, the older generation would have to die:

There are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die.

Just how old are we talking about here? The greatest generation? The baby boomers? Generation X? Why stop there - how about Generations Y and Z? Where does Oprah want to draw her demarcation line for mass death? And who exactly has been marinating in that racism? Is that a reference to Paula "butter-pat" Deen? Or is Oprah, owing to her superior girth, only able to speak in food-related metaphors? And what a fine compliment Oprah paid to the generations who fought the evil raaaacist Nazis and marched along Martin Luther King - being told that they "just have to die".

Again, exactly how old are these crackers that need to die - for, let us be clear - she was talking about crackers. What else would be marinated in "that prejudice and racism" other than the white meat of intolerance? And just how old was the cracker who refused to let Oprah fondle that 38,000 dollar purse in Switzerland? 70? 60? 50? 40? So, if you are >40 (older) and your grandpa ever said nigger (born, bred, and marinated in it), Oprah says you must die for racism to end...

...Then how does she explain this story? It is alleged that some Massachusetts high school footballers spray painted racist graffiti (namely the n-word, which is nigger) on the home of a 13-year old mulatto footballer. Today it was reported the matter is being investigated as a hate crime, and that team has "forfeited the remainder of the season" according to the article linked above in this paragraph. Certainly these must be some of the oldest high schooolers in existence if Oprah's racial maffmatix holds true. Those raaaacist bastards must have been held back 2-3 decades if they are part of the "just have to die" crowd. Or is it possible she forgot to divide by 14? In which case she would realize that racism arises wherever racial differences exist. Racism is as natural as breathing. What is unnatural is the MultiCult, which is as unnatural as trying to stay alive underwater by breathing from a compressed air tank filled with farts.

MultiCult says: So just breed all the races together!
AA says: That won't stop it - there will still be lighter shades of brown battling darker shades of brown. The lower castes will always get darker as they slave in the sun. The upper castes will always get lighter as they rule from their palaces. 
MultiCult says: So abolish class, let all labor in the sun!
AA says: That won't stop it. The stronger/handsomer/sexier/smarter will always have it easier than the less gifted, some will always labor more than others.
MultiCult says: So abolish labor!
AA says: Mr. Hoffa would love that.
MultiCult says: So change peoples genetics to make everyone the same!
AA says: Dr. Mengele would love that.
MultiCult says: Well... You're a Racist!
AA says: And I love it.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

A New Trend? Not tipping the MultiCult

First it was the "Nigger" Red Lobster receipt, then the Carrabba's anti-gay customers, now we have another member of the MultiCult denied a tip after serving persnickety restaurant patrons. Dayna Morales, a former-marine who happens to be a lesbian (and who looks an awful lot like the lovechild of Rachel Madcow and Chaz Bono), says customers refused her a tip, instead scrawling on the receipt that they could not tip her due to her lifestyle.


CDN wonders if this is a new trend - customers not tipping as a way of striking back at the minions of the Cult of Diversity? Gee - we sure hope so, because it is hilarious! However, the possibility cannot be denied that perhaps this is the gentile equivalent of spraying a backwards swastika on your own home.

Monday, November 18, 2013