Saturday, May 31, 2014

Nigger Glue-Sniffing: Cinéma Huffétté

Quoting:

In Kenya today, a significant segment of the population of children living on the street is addicted to sniffing glue [...] filmmakers Anneliese Vandenberg, Austin Beck and their crew spent three years in Kenya capturing it. The result is an absolutely unshakable film.

[...] Tough Bond is one of the rare documentaries where the experience of watching it feels almost perverse, far stronger than the mere urge to look away that comes from films about difficult subject matter. There are so many shots of very young boys wandering zombielike through the streets with glue bottles affixed to their lips. It’s deeply, viciously upsetting.


And by deeply, viciously upsetting, I assumed they meant comical for a vile raaaacist like myself. I was not disappointed by these clips, and I have every reason to believe that my White Whateverist visitors will find them comical as well.




Damn you Whitie for inventing industrial glue! You are responsible for this!

Friday, May 30, 2014

For the Seafood Lover who Hates Niggers Part III

More good news for a change! Remember the Red Lobster negress (Toni Jenkins) who posted a customer's receipt online with the tip "None" and total "Nigger"? Here are the posts I made about the story back in September and October of 2013: 1 and 2. The cracker accused of racism in the story (Devin Barnes) has filed a 1 million dollar against the negress and her Red Lobster overseers for (quoting this story): "a willful and malicious act, slander and unlawful release of Barnes' personal information on the Internet."

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Take that you Urkel-looking, lobster-slinging, sub-apess! As for Devin, he better be telling the truth. He's upped the ante big time, and his Cult of Diversity accusers are going to rake him over the proverbial coals to keep this story from turning into a loss for their anti-White crusade.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Alhambra Decree 2014

The residents of small town, disturbed by an influx of Jewish immigrants, has successfully petitioned their town's mayor to order the expulsion of said Jews. And where is this town you ask? In some hotbed of White supremacy no doubt. Planning a vacation are you, you evil racist monsters? Hope you like beaners - the town is San Juan La Laguna, in Guatemala. Ha! Again, more proof that the Jews are going to be the next target of brown-people-payback once Whitie goes the way of the dodo. Let's get the details from this article:

[Misael] Santos and one other Jewish family moved to the small town from Mexico city about six years ago, he said. But trouble really began after he began a synagogue, drawing Israelis and Jewish tourists alike to the Guatemalan heartland. [...]

After concerns about the tourists rose, the mayor ordered a Jewish registry to be drawn up listing the town's Jewish residents, Santos stated. The move was allegedly to keep note of tourism in the small town, but the Jewish community became wary. [...]

“They asked us to get out of town because they said that we kidnap children, and then added to the fire by saying the town would be invaded by Jews,” he said. “At the meeting, a lady presented 300 alleged signatures, asking us to leave the village,” he added. [...]

The mayor of San Juan La Laguna, Rodolfo López, told Prensa Libre that the eviction order is 100% justified. He has given the Jewish community 45 days to leave. [...]


Better add San Juan La Laguna to this list.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Not So Private Dancer

A "White" "woman" claims "she" was the victim of racism at an African Arts Festival in St. Louis. The organizer of the event claims Susan Stone, who calls herself the "Dance of Life Dancer" on YouTube, was causing a disruption at the event with her dance routines and costume changes. Stone is quoted as saying:

“He tells me, ‘You can’t be doing this here; this is an African-American event, (and) you can’t be at this event (because) you’re not black,’” Stone said. “I feel angry because they’re missing out on the beauty of everything. We’re all supposed to get along together – that’s what God says.”

No, that is what the Get Along Gang says, unless perhaps Montgomery Moose is her God.

It should be noted that Stone dresses in tutus, and swings pom-poms and parasols during her dances. Further, she tends to run about and require a great deal of space while she performs, therefore, it is not inconceivable that she stood out like a sore thumb at the African Arts festival. Quoting the man who is accused by Stone (from the same article):

“This is not the ballerina arts festival, this is not the European arts festival,” says a man in the recording who Stone identified as a festival employee. “It is not the Caucasian arts festival.”

However, what is not quoted is the Darkie explaining to Stone that she is horning in on the performance space, and that she is not one of the performers. I think one of the organizers of the event got it right when he said Stone was disruptive, but the festival employee still acted inappropriately. That is not enough for Stone, who posted the confrontation on her YouTube channel, followed by a rambling monologue about the event (see below).


Frightening, isn't "she"? Yes, it is a transexual - "her" real name is David L. Stone. Just in case you needed more proof that the Darkies were right in this case, please see Susan/David dancing here. Or you can get a reasonable simulation by watching the Family Guy clip below.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Elliot Rodger: Victim of Half-Asian Virgin Privilege

I have been having fun this evening giggling at the Elliot Rodger Manifesto, the magnum opus of the media's current obsession - the misogynist, half-Asian virgin spree-killer, Elliot Rodger.  In fact, I haven't had this much fun reading a manifesto since Christopher Dorner's Manifesto. Both are chock-full of utterly trivial, Millennial Generation mundanity, worthy of chortles. Both comment on movies and pop culture (Rodger admitted he still got emotional thinking about his favorite childhood film The Land Before Time), and relay ho-hum youthful experiences as if they were episodes of the most vital national import (Rodger even documents the moment when he finally realized Pokemon wasn't cool anymore).

From reading their manifestos, it is clear that both Dorner and Rodger felt themselves persecuted partly on account of their race. The difference is that Dorner felt his blackness had impacted his career prospects, while Rodger's felt inadequate because he was part-Asian and part-White. In fact, Rodger's mixed race origins tormented him, and he was absolutely obsessed with the racial desirability of White, blonde females, and the fact he couldn't bed one. I'm not kidding, these are actual quotes from his manifesto:

This revelation about the world, and about myself, really decreased my self-esteem. On top of this was the feeling that I was different because I am of mixed race. I am half White, half Asian, and this made me different from the normal fully-white kids that I was trying to fit in with. 

And then this black boy named Chance said that he lost his virginity when he was only thirteen! In addition, he said that the girl he lost his virginity to was a blonde white girl! I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice.

How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves.

The sight of them enraged me to no end, especially because it was a dark-skinned Mexican guy dating a hot blonde white girl. I regarded it as a great insult to my dignity. How could an inferior Mexican guy be able to date a white blonde girl, while I was still suffering as a lonely virgin?

The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them?

This one was a half White, half Mexican named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him.[...] I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all.

Whoa. Quoting American Dad's Roger Smith, let's keep that "between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you." It's ironic (DATGOY lives!) that Rodger killed 3 Asians by stabbing them (the stereotypical Asian killing-spree choice) then went on to rundown and gundown 3 Whites (his White half used the gun, I can only assume his Asian half accidentally ran over the White pedestrians as he was driving to the scene of the shootings).

In the end, 22-year-old-virgin Elliot might have been judging himself by standards that only half applied to him, given his mixed-race heritage. According to this graphic, Elliot still had another year before he reached the maximum average age at which ching chongs lose their virginity.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Third World Racism: Peasant Jacinta

It is important to remember that racism is not something that can be defeated by blending the entire human species into one shit-colored mass of consumerist cattle. Case in point, Peasant Jacinta (La paisana Jacinta), a chola character played by Peruvian "humorist" Jorge Benavides. I put humorist in quotes because I don't know if his routine is actually funny. Funny or not, it is apparently racist according to this article, quoting:

Peruvian television character "Peasant Jacinta," a wide-eyed rustic transplanted to Lima, is supposed to be funny. But critics say she is the embodiment of insulting and pervasive racist stereotypes.

Nearly toothless, with braided hair, and dressed in a colorful shawl and a dirty skirt, Jacinta represents a broad caricature of an impoverished Andean woman -- uneducated but cunning, trying to figure out the urban world that has seemingly passed her by.


So, we have one brown person accused of being racist to those who are a slightly darker shade of brown then he is. But what is always ignored, regardless of how brown the critic, is that the dark, unwashed masses of this world are barely elevated above the mud huts from whence their ancestors came. Further, these unwashed masses are in constant danger of sliding back into the grunting primitivism that threatens to completely snuff out the frail flicker of human progress. When I see White people whiggering-it-up, I find their devolution worthy of mockery. It is not too great a leap of logic to assume this impulse to mock human devolution is universal, across all cultures and races, throughout time and space. Today, we call it racism. And where there is racism, there is hope.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Uni-Ball Racist Video

When I read the headline that Uni-Ball had made a racist video I thought, "Lance Armstrong makes racist videos now?". It turns out that the Uni-Ball in question is a pen-manufacturer, who released the following advert in South Africa:

I don't like this video because, as a racist, jive-monkey talk makes my skin crawl. Furthermore, the joke took far too long to execute, which makes the video even more of an ordeal. As a way of apologizing for that unfunny video, I will make a shorter joke and retain the racism of the original advert. Please see below.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Racebook

According to these oh-so-sophisticated graphs from the Daily Mail, most men on Facebook lust after Asian chicks, while most women on Facebook lust after White guys.


Black women got the lowest responses from men of all shades.


Black men got the lowest responses from all but black women.


My only problem with the charts? I think they should have reversed the skin tones of the Asian and Latino icons. And while they are at it, why not throw in sombreros, coolie hats, swastika tattoos, and gold teef for good measure? All in the name of clarity, of course.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Nigger High on Embalming Fluid Dances Naked in the Street

More New Black Standard of Sanity today, quoting...

A man allegedly high on embalming fluid stripped down on a busy Texas street and began dancing nude as a group of bystanders — many of them children — watched in disbelief. [...] “He was doing the Beyoncé, the surf board, twerking, the Nae Nae. Every dance that’s out there right now, he was doing” [...]


I love his cousin's quote: “That’s my cousin,” Carla Meyers said. “That’s embarrassing. He’s in the middle of the street. Something is going on with him, evidently, because he has never ever did that before.”

"Evidently" is right! He has never ever did that before - Ha!

Monday, May 19, 2014

Muh Shekels


The rapper Macklemore is just another in a long line of whigger entertainers who have capitalized on their ability to ape the sub-apes. However, he is the first whigger I can remember who has gotten in trouble for parading around in a costume that looks like a dead-on caricature of a slimy, club-crusing kike. While he claims his costume choice was random (I'm not kidding, quoting: A fake witches nose, wig, and beard = random costume.) the fact that he was wearing it while performing a song called "Thrift Store", which extols the virtues of purchasing cheap, secondhand merchandise, has made people understandably suspicious.

I'll take the small win today for the net global increase in racism that Macklemore has either deceptively or accidentally inspired. After all, there was bad news today that Robert Copeland, the New Hampshire police commissioner who called Obama a nigger, has resigned. I shall suppress my vitriol until I learn more about what happened to spark Copeland's speedy about-face.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

The Sugar Mammy Colossus

Damn, the world is weird. A sub-ape-ess "artist" has erected an enormous Aunt-Jemima-faced sphinx in an abandoned Domino sugar factory in Brooklyn.


Quoting this article:

Known for exploring issues of race, discrimination, sexual exploitation and power in her work, the artist [Kara Walker] said in an interview with Complex Magazine that she thought of the sphinx as “this woman-like creature or guardian of the city, the keeper of the riddle, the devourer of heroes.”

The full title of her work, figuratively 35 feet tall, is “A Subtlety or the Marvelous Sugar Baby an Homage to the unpaid and overworked Artisans who have refined our Sweet tastes from the cane fields to the Kitchens of the New World on the Occasion of the demolition of the Domino Sugar Refining Plant.


I think a more accurate name would have been "The national monument to Negro obesity and diabetes."

And wouldn't have been more apropos to make the sculpture out of brown sugar? I can imagine the ape-ess artist upon realizing her mistake, slapping her paw against her forehead and shrieking Mutha-Oo-Oo-Oo-ka!

 I also wonder if the back end of that thing dispenses Tootsie logs and torrents of Mellow Yellow?

Saturday, May 17, 2014

How's that School Desegregation Working Out for You?

The Desegregated Classroom

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As you can see in the story above, a 66-year-old substitute teacher at Nimitz High School was attacked for taking away a 300-lb sub-ape's phone. However, the carefully edited story above does not give you a full appreciation of what happened. By adding sound to the video (below), you get to listen as the students hoop and holler and laugh while the teacher is assaulted. What a kind little rainbow-colored group Diversity has created. God, if only that teacher had been Jane Elliot! Am I right? Then I could call it her "black-eye experiment"!

Friday, May 16, 2014

Robert Copeland - Please do not recant or repent

An 82-year-old White police commissioner from Wolfeboro, New Hampshire has become the subject of a national 2-minutes of hate after he admitted to calling the Chimp in Chief the N-word, which is to say nigger - as in - Obongo is one stank ass, faggot-loving nigger and his wife is a butt-ugly lesbo nigger.

Let's flesh out the details in this niggerish drama:

1) The duly elected public figure in question is Robert Copeland (pictured left). In March, he was overheard in a Wolfeboro restaurant calling Presbidem Obongo a nigger.
2) The busy-body who overheard him, Jane O'Toole (pictured below), made it her personal mission to destroy the twilight years of the octogenarian. Jane "what a fucking tool" O'Toole has only lived in the town four months, but she has decided that the most important thing she can do to improve her community is to become the town's Gladys Kravitz and instigate a witch hunt against a local Obongo-defamer. What a surprise that a White-guilter leads the charge for the public lynching of a naughty-word-user.


3) Copeland admitted he called Obongo a nigger, and rubbed salt in O'Toole's butthurt wound by penning her a letter that explained: For this, I do not apologize -- he meets and exceeds my criteria for such.

4) About 100 witch hunters showed up at the public burning, but were only able to make self-righteous pronouncements against the heretic. Copeland has yet to give them what they want - a resignation.

Mr. Copeland, please hear me now. The eyes of the nation are upon you. The brain-washed masses cannot comprehend the depth of their idiocy and degeneracy. They cannot comprehend that their nation is rotting from the inside out. When the system heaves up some hideous portent of its decline, the brain-washed masses need scapegoats to divert their attention and explain their failings. Whites who do not tow the politically correct line are the perfect scapegoats of the age. You, Mr. Copeland, have the opportunity to thumb your nose at these degenerates, who think that saying the word nigger is worse than actually being a nigger. Do not give them the apology they need to keep their lies propped up. Say nothing. Go about your daily business. Smile at your detractors and your friends alike. When asked about the incident, simply repeat "I have nothing more to say about that." They will find easier, flashier targets if you wait them out. Please, Mr. Copeland, do not resign, do not apologize, and do not lend credence to their lying message - that word is more offensive than deed.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

"Is it Racist?" Picture for 05-15-2014


1) That guy with the knife sure has a lot of herpes sores on his lips. But what do I care? It's not like he's going to blow me or something.
2) I think this little hat is supposed to cover up my soft spot. I guess the rest of these guys must be soft in the head too, since they are all wearing these little hats.
3) I'm only eight days old, but I've already figured out how to stiff the caterers, serve the cheapest alcohol to the Gentile guests only, and write off my circumcision as a charitable donation.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

A drink that will turn you White?

The following strange advert from Thailand has been decried as racist for its marketing of a skin lightening beverage. It features a brown bear that wishes to be white, being lorded over by a smug Asiatic. I find the gesticulations of the costume bear amusing, almost rubber-suit-godzilla-like as the bear roars in frustration. But the racist part is harder to grasp without it being explained. Quoting the same article linked above:

The woman in the commercial tells the bear that he could become a white bear in 10.4 million weeks. She then drinks Verena, implying that humans were luckier because we have the chance to become whiter quickly simply by consuming the drink.

The part of the video that has drawn the most public ire occurs at its end, when the woman’s father appears and asks if everything is OK between her and the animal. She looks at her dad and then at a family portrait in which she has dark skin. Her father is apparently black and speaks Thai with a farang accent, hinting that the woman was actually born to an African family, then grew white with the help of Verena.


Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Demented Casey Kasem on the Loose

Quoting this story:

A judge on Monday ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem after an attorney for the ailing radio personality’s wife said the former “Top 40” host had been removed from Los Angeles without his children’s knowledge.

In court, Craig Marcus, a lawyer representing Kasem’s wife Jean, pointed out that she has the right to move her husband wherever she wishes. Jean Kasem, perhaps best known for her role as a less-than quick-witted blonde on “Cheers,” married the radio host in 1980. The couple has a 23-year-old child.

Oh my god. Can you imagine the freak show of those two going at it? What kind of God would permit such an abomination? Ponderous man, fucking ponderous! Wherever they have gone, I simply ask that they do not return.

And now, for your listening pleasure, a series of profanity laced tirades from Casey Kasem.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Truth is Hate

On Mother's Day, a Michigan woman displaying a sign that read "Thank your mom today for not being gay!" had a slushie thrown in her face by a foul-mouthed, bird-flipping lefty while local news filmed the encounter. What I find most amusing and poignant are the following quotes from the two:

Christine Weick (woman with sign): Truth is hate to those that hate the truth, and this is the truth. They don’t like it and they label me a hater, and it isn’t that at all. I love them enough to tell them they are on the wrong path.

Jessica Prince (whinging lefty): Can you leave the slushie part out? I don’t want to go to jail.

Truly, what clearer dichotomy exists between the mind of the rightist and the mind of the leftist?


Sunday, May 11, 2014

Calling off the Anschluss on Account of Faggotry

A bearded tranny has won the Eurovision song contest for 2014. Looking like a 2-ticket freak act, Conchita Wurst (real name Tom "the Mensch" Neuwirth), sang "Rise Like a Phoenix" to an adoring crowd of degenerate Eurotrash. Thus is demonstrated once again why all those brave Brits, Yanks, and Ruskies died to rid Europe of the scourge of Nazism - so a Jew faggot could represent Austria in its first Eurovision win. That's it - I am officially calling off the Anschluss on account of faggotry. No Fourth Reich today, my White Whateverist readers.

Back in character - We, your Diversity commissars at CDN, see Conchita Wurst as our Elagabalus II, Semitic Emperor-ess of the 21st century Roman Empire. And, in his/her honor, we have un-dubbed his/her performance of Rise Like a Phoenix, so that you worthless goyim cattle can hear what s/he was truly singing the whole time:

I find the actual lyrics to Rise Like a Phoenix a rather interesting summary of the Jewish global strategy following the Holocaust. See the passages in red.

Waking in the rubble
Walking over glass
Neighbours say we’re trouble
Well that time has passed

Peering from the mirror
No, that isn’t me
A stranger getting nearer
Who can this person be?

You wouldn’t know me at all today
From the fading light I fly

Rise like a phoenix
Out of the ashes, seeking rather than vengeance
Retribution, you were warned
Once I’m transformed, once I’m reborn

You know I will rise like a phoenix
But you’re my flame

Go about your business
Act as if you’re free
No one could have witnessed
What you did to me

‘Cause you wouldn’t know me today
And you have got to see to believe
From the fading light I fly

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Jeremy and Christine Moody

A White couple, described as "Neo-Nazis" and "White Supremacists" were given life imprisonment today for murdering a convicted child molester and his wife. Jeremy and Christine Moody deliberately targeted Charles and Gretchen Parker for death after discovering Charles' name and address from a sex offender registry in South Carolina. Note that the Parker's were White, so race is not a motive in the crime. The Moody's claimed to have been molested as children. Quoting from the second linked article above, a psychologist noted "they felt it was their life’s mission to execute as many sex offenders as possible."


The couple smiled when they saw each other again in court, and shared a kiss before they were taken away to begin their sentences. Quoting the first article linked above, Jeremy called out to the victim's relatives "See you perverts later [...] That's what child molesters get." You can watch highlights of the sentencing in the video below.


Reading through comments on this story, I noticed three prevalent themes among the posters:

1) About a third of the people condemned the Moody's for killing the sex offender's wife, but didn't care much about the murder of the sex offender. These people tend to overlook the raaaacist affiliation of Jeremy Moody.

2) Another approximate third of the people condemned the Moody's for taking justice into their own hands. Some of these people go so far as to argue that molestation is not as bad as murder, so killing the molester is unjustified.

3) The final approximate third of the people wished various scenarios of prison rape, prison murder, and damnation to hell upon the Moody's. The theme with this group is that the raaaacists deserve to die or be tortured for their beliefs.

Where am I on this topic? I feel sorry for them, and I reserve judgment.

Tuesday, May 06, 2014

"Is it Racist?" Picture for 05-06-2014



1) This is Trayvon Martin before Nutrisystem. For the after photo, please contact the Volusia County medical examiner.
2) His 450 lb. pregnant baby mama at the bottom of the stairs and his near-sighted parole officer at the top, Keyshawnqo faced a dilemma.
3) After relocating the Welfare Office to the second floor in a building with no elevator, applications for benefits have declined 80%.
4) What's nice about his size 7XLT t-shirt is that you can spell the entire word Philadelphia in the same font size you would use on an overpass sign in Philadelphia.
5) As you can see, Precious has undergone successful gender-reassignment surgery.

Sunday, May 04, 2014

Leslie Jones: 21st Century Mammy

SNL has a problem with Diversity. But then again, who doesn't? Diversity is about going down a checklist of differences and making sure each is represented in whatever endeavor is being scrutinized by the MultiCult.

Forming a rock band? Where is your Asian cellist, your lesbo harmonica player, your one-armed keyboardist?

Publishing a Republican party advert? Where is your spic soldier, your Negress physician, your Arab pilot?

Filming a movie about Vikings? Where is your Negro Odin, your female berserker, your homosexual blacksmith?

And so, looking over the cast of "not ready for prime time players" we see kikes, queers, and anti-White WASP's in spades, but few spades, except for David Spade who is not actually a spade. The solution? Everyone, please welcome this year's mid-season tokens. Unfortunately, as documented in the linked article, Lorne Michaels only chose to check off one additional item from the list - black females. But what has been more of a bother is that not only are the tokens not funny (see this article savaging Sasheer Zamata) but they are also being accused of perpetuating the racism their presence was supposed to alleviate (see this article about Leslie Jones being good breeding stock if she was a slave).

You can watch the video above, or read these excerpts from the article about Jones:

During last night’s Weekend Update, comedian Leslie Jones joined host Colin Jost to discuss Academy Award winning actress Lupita Nyong’o being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman of the Year.

Jones joked that usefulness should be the new standard of beauty, setting up for the painfully embarrassing monologue that followed:

“The way we value Black beauty has changed. I’m single now, but back in the slave days, I would have never been single. I’m six feet tall and I’m strong. Look at me, I’m a Mandingo,” she said.

“I do not want to be a slave. I don’t like working for all you White people now and you pay me. But back in the slave days, my love life would have been better. Master would have hooked me up with the best brotha on the plantation and every nine months I’d be in the corner popping out super babies. I’d just keep popping them out. Shaq. Kobe, LeBron, Kimbo Slice, Sinbad. I would be the number one slave draft pick. All of the plantations would want me” she said. “Now, I can’t get a

brotha to take me out for a cheap dinner. Can a bitch get a beef bowl?!!”

After reading Jone's monologue, the first thing I thought was - fucking-a, I could have written that for Shaniquah McCullough. Professional jealously aside, Jones is increasing the net racism in the world, so kudos to her. And yes, what she said was incredibly racist, so again, kudos. What I see here though is the lily-white left not knowing what to do with their koons. Give the Negroes a stage, and they are going to go minstrel pretty quick for cheap laughs. What remains to be seen is how the leftists will respond to the innate racism of their sub-apes. Will they see it more useful as a way to further castigate and/or castrate Whites (How black is that?) or a dangerous promotion of racist ideas? Either way, I will just sit back and enjoy said net increase in racism.

Saturday, May 03, 2014

Shavin' your shwarma

Sometimes, this world is simply exhausting. As soon as you have become desensitized to one level of assault on your sensibilities, the next assault has begun. It is a consequence of the consumer culture. We learn to tune out their sales pitches, so they must find a way to startle us back into paying attention. For me, the startle occurred when I saw a Philips Norelco commercial with a hairy man shaving himself while pronouncing various declarations of self-satisfaction, culminating in - "I'd bleep me!" To which I turned toward the television, raised an eyebrow, and thought "Did that little faggot just say he'd fuck himself? What is this, Silence of the Lambs?" Please see the videos below for comparison, and ask yourself how it came to this.



Friday, May 02, 2014

Jeremy Clarkson - The Empty Sack of the Week: 02 May 2014

Jeremy Clarkson, the Top Gear presenter who just last month got in trouble for what was interpreted as a racist swipe at Chingy-Chongs, has grovelled all over himself for mumbling the word nigger two years ago. You can hear him say nigger in the clip below.



Here is a quote from Clarkson's self-accusation, regarding his half-hearted use of the n-word, which is nigger:

I was mortified by this, horrified. It is a word I loathe and I did everything in my power to make sure that version did not appear in the programme that was transmitted.

Please be assured I did everything in my power to not use that word and that I’m sitting here begging for your forgiveness for the fact that my efforts obviously weren't quite good enough. Thank you.

Begging for forgiveness for mumbling nigger? You would think he personally sodomized African AIDS orphans. For his pathetic, simpering self-degradation, which will yield nothing but more shame for himself, Jeremy Clarkson is declared The Empty Sack of the Week: 02 May 2014. You can watch Clarkson accuse himself in the video below.


Just kidding. Here is the real link.

Thursday, May 01, 2014

Racist Google Image Search

On the left is a picture of a mixed race infant from a website that encouraged people to post images of their racially impure offspring. On the right is what the Google image search describes as a "related image". So good news for a change, even computers are racist! I welcome the future rise of our racist, silicon overlords.


Really, this is why I worship only the Dark And Terrible God Of ironY (DATGOY). In irony, we find truth. Can you imagine being the White whore who produced that little nigglet, and finding out that Google matches up your baby's picture with a picture of a monkey and calls them "related images"? Ha!